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Finally Get the Answers Behind Your Hormone & Gut Symptoms


Functional Testing. Nutrition Foundations. Expert Coaching.

Discover the root cause of your symptoms with at-home testing and personalised plans.

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THE PROBLEM

Are you tired of being told your bloodwork looks “normal” while you still feel anything but?

 
Do you struggle with:

  • Constant bloating, fatigue, or brain fog?
  • Hormonal symptoms like mood swings, irregular cycles, or weight that won’t shift?
  • Trying every diet or supplement without real results?


The truth: standard tests rarely dig deep enough.

You don’t need another generic solution. You need clarity on what’s really happening inside your body.

This isn’t guesswork or one-size-fits-all. 

It’s functional testing that reveals what’s actually happening in your body. We pair this with expert coaching that empowers sustainable healing.

With specialised at-home functional tests and a one-to-one coaching session, you’ll finally understand the root cause of your symptoms. No more guessing. No more quick fixes. Just data-driven clarity and a clear plan for moving forward.

Let's Do This!

HOW IT WORKS

One-on-One Coaching Process

Order Your Test

We’ll ship the kit directly to your home.

Complete at Home

Simple instructions make it easy and stress-free.

Send off the package

Return the package to the lab

Lab Analysis

Results ready in around 3 weeks.

Personal Coaching

A 90-minute session with Lahna to interpret results and map your personalised health strategy.

This is for you if:


These coaching sessions are designed for women ready to:

⚈  Balance hormones naturally.

⚈  Heal gut and metabolism.

⚈  Feel confident in the daily choices they make for their health.

⚈  Be supported by an expert

After working with Lahna, you’ll walk away with:


⚈  Clarity on the real reason for your symptoms.

⚈  A personalised roadmap for healing your gut and balancing your hormones.

⚈  Confidence to stop wasting money on quick fixes and finally focus on what works.

⚈  Access to practitioner only supplements and finding the ones which are going to work for you without wasting money on this which are not going to move the needle.

GET STARTED TODAY

Choose Your Package

Don’t wait for symptoms to get worse. Secure your test and coaching session today.
 Limited coaching spots are available each month.

Gut Microbiome Test + 90-Min Coaching

$840 AUD


In your coaching session, Lahna unpacks your results of your test. She decodes what it means for your body, and co-creates a plan that’s actionable, science-backed, and tailored to your physiology.

  • Identifies systemic inflammation, leaky gut, enzyme activity.
  • Analyses gut bacterial balance and diversity.
  • Uncovers hidden patterns behind bloating, fatigue, mood issues, stubborn weight, and other persistent symptoms.
  • Learn how the composition and diversity of your gut microbiome significantly influence everything from digestion to immune response, and even mood and metabolism.
  • Understand certain dietary patterns (like fibre and polyphenol-rich foods) nurture beneficial microbes, while highly processed diets can contribute to dysbiosis and inflammation.

Available for Australian based clients only.

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Advanced Hormone Test + 90-Min Coaching

$690 AUD


Trace how your body metabolises hormones. This is insight standard bloods miss! Our aim is to rebalance what’s really off.

  • Reveals hormone metabolism and liver pathways.
  • Measures estrogen, progesterone, and testosterone metabolites and all main master hormones.
  • The EndoMap (DUTCH equivalent)  is a next-level hormone profiling test that maps out how your body is actually processing and detoxifying hormones. 
  • Understand whether your oestrogen, progesterone, cortisol, and androgens are being cleared or recirculated, which often drives resistant weight and mood shifts. By seeing these metabolic pathways, we can identify your true hormonal roadblocks rather than guessing. 
  • This gives us the key to target the root cause of stubborn weight and imbalance so your body can finally respond
  • Cortisol profiles included.

Please Note: this coaching option is not suitable for those on the contraceptive pill.

Available for Australian based clients only.

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Both Tests + 90-Min Coaching

$1170 AUD

 

The full picture: integrating gut, hormone, and liver detox function for a truly personalised, long-term roadmap.

  • Combines gut and hormone insights for the complete picture.
  • Shows interplay between gut health, detox, and hormones.
  • Provides holistic long-term strategy.

Please Note: this coaching option is not suitable for those on the contraceptive pill.

Available for Australian based clients only.

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1:1 Coaching (without test or upload your ow)

$375 AUD

 

Our 1:1 coaching sessions with Lahna are available to both Australian based and International clients.

This session is perfect if you:

  • Want expert guidance without committing to functional testing just yet.

  • Feel stuck with symptoms like fatigue, bloating, weight gain, or hormonal changes.

  • Need a clear, simple plan to start feeling better now.

  • Have completed the testing before and would like a review session.

Available to International clients.

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TESTIMONIALS

Hear From Our Happy Clients

I had an amazing experience with Lahna.

She’s incredibly knowledgeable, professional, and creates a comfortable, supportive environment. After my session, I feel so good and had the BEST sleep. I highly recommend her services to anyone navigating gut health or perimenopause!

Just had an amazing first time appointment with Lahna.

I wasn’t sure what I was up for but Lahna explained everything from start to finish. Looking forward to seeing the results.

Lahna is a true expert in her field.

Her knowledge and insight is incredible and I do not trust anyone else with my gut. She goes above and beyond and is passionate about finding solutions and reaching wellness. She is not about putting bandaids on problems and is the only health professional who I have felt heard and understood by. I'd give her a million stars if I could.

Lahna is brilliant. She really knows her stuff!

I was struggling with hormone fluctuations which were affecting my moods and general well being. I know have a good understanding of what is going on and what I need to help support my body and mind. Highly recommend!

WHY WORK WITH ME

Hi, I'm Lahna

I’m a Registered Nurse with more than twenty years of experience in emergency, surgical, and cancer care. I loved serving in mainstream medicine, but like so many women, I paid the price with my own health.

My turning point came after a serious health scare, when I uncovered what had been hiding in plain sight: blocked detox pathways, mitochondrial dysfunction, and a disrupted gut microbiome were fuelling my symptoms. That discovery changed everything. I immersed myself in functional medicine, studying how gut health, liver detoxification, inflammation, metabolism, and hormone balance all weave together. By rebuilding my own wellbeing from the inside out, I found a passion I couldn’t ignore.

Running a thriving colonic hydrotherapy and detox clinic has allowed me to witness thousands of client transformations. The truth is, lasting healing doesn’t come from quick fixes. It comes from opening up the body’s natural elimination and energy pathways so hormones can actually be metabolised, not just measured. Blood tests often miss this, because hormones don’t work in isolation. They rely on how the gut, liver, and mitochondria can process and clear them. When those systems are blocked, women are left struggling with weight resistance, fatigue, mood swings, brain fog, and so much more.

Today, I bring the best of both worlds together: the precision of medical diagnostics with the deeper insights of functional testing. I’m obsessed with metabolic health, how the body uses and makes energy, and restoring that through reducing inflammation, repairing circadian rhythm, supporting mitochondria, and doing the basics really, really well.

My specialty is helping women, especially in peri-menopause, who are navigating insulin resistance, gut imbalances, hormone chaos, and the frustration of being told “everything looks fine” on paper. Together, we uncover what’s really happening inside the body, and finally create a path back to energy, balance, and clarity.

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Stop guessing and start understanding what’s happening in your body. Download your free guide now and uncover the real reasons your body feels off, plus the functional steps that actually make a difference.

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